Listy, Listy: Characters I'd like to smack

Hmmm, how about a list of characters I'd like to smack, lol?

1. Draco Malfoy and Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. And basically, everybody from Slytherin.
2. "Wet" Lindsay from the Georgia Nicholson series
3. Roland from Unwind.....even though ;)
4. Mr. Collins and Lady de Bourgh from Pride and Prejudice...oh, and Lydia!
5. Penelope from The Luxe (Like to lock her in a room with Lindsay)
6. Holden Caufield from The Catcher in the Rye (soooo whiny)
7. Bob Ewell from To Kill a Mockingbird
8. Mrs. Coulter from the His Dark Materials series (evil, EVIL golden monkey!)
9. Every single character in Tunnels by Roderick Gordon. No, seriously. I mean ALL of them.
10. Wen Fu from The Kitchen God's Wife by Amy Tan
11. Tradd St. Croix from The Lords of Discipline (Such a weenie)

How about you?